A day in the life of a hard charging CEO


I’ve been in charge of MoreTimeThanSense since 2022. We’ve been chugging along at a modest loss, about $100 a year. Sure we haven’t turned the corner to profitability but in that same time span SpaceX has lost over $13 billion. So you decide, me or Elon?

Actually, the public has already spoken. I get money thrown at me nearly every day, albeit in oddly specific amounts:

I think that clearly defines what type of CEO I am. I can be trusted with $35 million but, God only knows what I would do with $36 million.

And, although my blogs have yet to become viral, I can take some solace in knowing my opinion is in high demand:

Now with all this day to day pressure, you must be wondering how I get any exercise. By circling back, of course:

Some of my correspondence is even international in nature:

I always assumed this was in the vein of “Help me Obi wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”

So I ran it through Google translate:

Now I’ve never been to Siberia, nor have I ever expressed an interest in going to Siberia.

But I’ve found a driver and that’s a start!


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