It’s a jungle out here.
Ordinarily I’m a live and let live guy, a let it slide guy, but when something so audacious, so brazen occurs under my very nose, well, I have to say something.
There ought to be a law. First one snuck in, then another. Now the count is up to three and it’s getting out of control. When will the authorities step in? Is this even legal? I may have to move.
I know it may be unpopular, but I’m just going to come out and say it:
I DID NOT PLANT ANY SUNFLOWERS.
